WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



ironskej 6:33 Sun Aug 29
Songs for Zouma
Zoom zoom zoom ZoumAH
I want you as my defendAH
We can spend the night togethAH
Together me and ZoomAH!!
DO-DO-DO-DOOO-DO-DA-DO-DA....

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Side of Ham 1:21 Sat Sep 4
Re: Songs for Zouma
David L 1:13 Sat Sep 4

Zoooouma, is Ludo in his Lada…..

Fo the Communist 1:16 Sat Sep 4
Re: Songs for Zouma
claret on my shirt 10:06 Sun Aug 29

Remember that well.

Chelsea singing his name as he was subbed (post the Paris Metro incident) , West Ham responded with 'Would you let him on a train?
'

David L 1:13 Sat Sep 4
Re: Songs for Zouma
Surely a reworking of Cuba by the Gibson Brothers is worth a go?

4ever-blowin-bubbles 10:18 Fri Sep 3
Re: Songs for Zouma
a great mix of good and bad songs there for zouma lol

Mike Oxsaw 11:50 Sun Aug 29
Re: Songs for Zouma
Zouma, Zouma,
Plays in the Claret & Blue,
He's not crazy,
Really knows what he must do,
Can do your lot some damage
You won't contain or manage,
He plays so sweet,
With head or feet
Will sure get the better of you.

Far Cough 10:41 Sun Aug 29
Re: Songs for Zouma
Sung to the tune of Camptown Races:


The West Ham faces sing this song Zouma, Zouma

The West Ham faces sing this song Zouma, zoom away

Going to run all night, going to run all day



*Needs some work

eswing hammer 10:35 Sun Aug 29
Re: Songs for Zouma
Kurt Zouma wohohoho , Kurt Zouma wohohoho ,

He came from out the shed ,
He’s got a horses head
Kurt Zouma ,wohoho,
Kurt Zouma wohohoho
He came from the rent boys
He plays for Davie moyes !

Mike Oxsaw 10:21 Sun Aug 29
Re: Songs for Zouma
His name is Zouma,
He's like a puma
Out of defence.
His name is Zouma,
And he will do ya
For twenty pence



Some Barry Manilow crap - that's as close as I'm going.

aldgate 10:11 Sun Aug 29
Re: Songs for Zouma
Una paloma zouma
He jumps as high as the sky
Una paloma zouma
Over the (opposition team name) he flies

claret on my shirt 10:06 Sun Aug 29
Re: Songs for Zouma
Guess it won't be

They won't let you on the train! One of the funniest songs i heard at Upton Park

Ewan Whosearmy 9:57 Sun Aug 29
Re: Songs for Zouma
Zouma's got a left leg
That's snapped off at the shin
But he ain't really bothered
Cos it don't belong to him
He's David Moyses' diamond
Wrapped up in claret and blue
Stay on the run you northern scum
Zouma's after you.

Yorkammer 8:46 Sun Aug 29
Re: Songs for Zouma
If You're Happy and You Know it Clap Your Hands?

OccupyGreenStreet 8:31 Sun Aug 29
Re: Songs for Zouma
Toto: Africa toon:

‘I stopped an old man along the way,
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies

He turned to me as if to say, ‘Hurry boy it’s waiting there for you’

It’s gonna take a lot to beat the Claret and Blue
That's something that the Arse and Spurs will never do
Gotta find a way to get past Kurt Zouma
Never find a way to get past Kurt Zouma’

frank marker 8:14 Sun Aug 29
Re: Songs for Zouma
Bless you Lily.

Aalborg Hammer 8:07 Sun Aug 29
Re: Songs for Zouma
To Fat Larry's 'Zoom'

Zouma, just one kick and then my heart went boom
Suddenly and we were on the moon
Flyin' high in a neon sky, oh oh
Bang, just one block and all the church bells rang
Heaven called and all the angels sang
Sunrise shine in the midnight sky, oh oh

Lily Hammer 7:57 Sun Aug 29
Re: Songs for Zouma
I quite like that Frank. It would be good to have a song to that melody.

Kim bye yah melody might work too, like Demba Ba, for those that have trouble remembering lyrics.

frank marker 7:50 Sun Aug 29
Re: Songs for Zouma
Forget about his Chelsea past
He heads the ball, he runs quite fast,
They tell me that he shoots like a bazooka
Hallelujah - Kur ert Zooma
Halleujah - Kur ert Zoo oo oo ma!

Mike Oxsaw 7:30 Sun Aug 29
Re: Songs for Zouma
K-K-K-K-Kurt Zouma, Ah!
Kurt Zouma, Ah!
Zouma, Ah!
K-K-K-K-Kurt Zouma, Ah!

Pagey 6:41 Sun Aug 29
Re: Songs for Zouma
Zouma
Just one look and then my heart went boom
Suddenly and we were on the moon
Flying high like bubbles in the skyyyyyyy
Oh ohhhh woah ohhhhhhh





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